Your boss’ boss’ boss’ favorite mint.

EXECUTIVE STRENGTH BUSINESS MINTS

WEALTHITUDE. INTEGRIALITY. EXACTIMATUM.

These are the pillars of corporate America. What if you could boil them down, mix in enough peppermint to fell a small horse, tin them, and in turn, breathe success? You can. We did it.

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De-bossed by the boss.

Every mint is trademarked ® for success.

Compatible
with any business
environment.

ROI Optimized.

Sold in packs of 6, for maximum
return on mint-vestment.

The only mint that’s
uniquely designed
for business

An open metal tin labeled BERNS contains white mints. The lid displays reversed text, and a card on top outlines a business activity game involving questions, clues, and problem-solving steps, featuring small illustrations.

ADDED VALUE INSIDE EVERY TIN

Each tin contains a unique business themed sticker, and a business activity card to keep you occupied while you are waiting to land at Teterboro.

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The only mint endorsed by The Man.

Hand holding a tin of Berns' Business Mints against a black background.

TUCK ONE INTO THE CORNER OFFICE OF YOUR MOUTH.

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Berns’ Business Advice

Call people of higher rank than you the wrong name. This places you in the alpha role. The more wrong, the name the better. For instance, someone named Bill should be called something like Xiao Ji Liang.

Picture your interviewer naked. This increases arousal and makes it more likely you’ll want to impress them.

When you enter a boardroom walk up to the biggest, baddest mother there and flick them in the forehead. Say nothing and be seated.