Your boss’ boss’ boss’ favorite mint.
EXECUTIVE STRENGTH BUSINESS MINTS
WEALTHITUDE. INTEGRIALITY. EXACTIMATUM.
These are the pillars of corporate America. What if you could boil them down, mix in peppermint and menthol, tin them, and in turn, breathe success? You can. We did it.
Debossed by the boss.
Every mint is trademarked ®
for maximum effectitude.
ROI Optimized.
Sold in packs of 6, for maximum
return on mint-vestment.
ADDED VALUE INSIDE EVERY TIN
Each tin contains a unique business themed sticker, and a business activity card to keep you occupied while you are waiting to land at teterboro.
The only mint endorsed by The Man.
TUCK ONE INTO THE CORNER OFFICE OF YOUR MOUTH.
Call people of higher rank than you the wrong name. This places you in the alpha role. The more wrong, the name the better. For instance, someone named Bill should be called something like Xiao Ji Liang.
Picture your interviewer naked. This increases arousal and makes it more likely you’ll want to impress them.
When you enter a boardroom walk up to the biggest, baddest mother there and flick them in the forehead. Say nothing and be seated.